http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGLsAkeRd84
A few weeks back one of the local Mr and Mrs Mallards decided to have a bit of an excursion from the large pond yonder into ours. Mmmmmmmmmmmmm loved them being there, they were really happy in their private pool, but what a mess! Weed pulled up all over, a murky, muddy pool left behind and those poor frogs trying to mate must have been shoved from pillar to post. Action happened. I marched down to shoo them and they said...." I don't like cricket, I love it " we had a banter for a while.....and then drake flew off followed by a very noisy duck. Well I did win but then felt rather guilty about it.
They returned a few days later making me turn into a hard-nut again. This time, to prevent any further awkward meetings, I put some netting over the pond. :(